Have you ever said something and then immediately wonder if you made a mistake? I fully understand that everyone’s humor is different. But there are times that things come flying out of your mouth and you just cringe. For example:
Me: “Good evening sir. How are you?”
Man: “Fine. I should tell you I’m really not very friendly.”
Me: “It’s all right. I’m only nice because you all pay me to be so…”
Me in my head: “Shit. That was out loud. I’m fired.”
I’m happy to report I’m still employed. And the guy left 20%.