I apologize for the absence… WordPress and I had some miscommunications.
Guest: “Hey, is this a full rack of ribs on your menu?”
Snarky: “Yes it is.”
Guest: “Are they… like… Outback Steakhouse ribs?”
After a blank stare and a long pause…
Snarky: “I have to say no, since we aren’t in an Outback Steakhouse.”