A man walked into the bar and ordered a Pinot Grigio. A few minutes after he received his drink, I went to check on him. To which I got in reply:
“Actually, I’m sorry but could I have a glass of wine that’s less wet?”
I’ll let that resinate with you all for a minute.
Now, upon further inspection I noticed that the actual glass he had gotten was fresh out of the glass washer and it was still very damp on the outside. So in fact what he wanted was a wine glass with less moisture and condensation on it. In he-insight, that really was the most direct way of asking for what this man actually wanted… as sad as that is.
And yet, the request, wording, and delivery of this comment has to make it one of my favorite “Bar Quotes.”